the-dark-emo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PiratesOfTheCaribbean 3?]

Very funny...

But it wasn't realy a Pirates of the Carribean (?) spoof, it was more an Austin Powers spoof. But I still enjoyed it, it was well done. I hope you produce more movies like this! :)

Note: The POTC music at the start was bad quality and tinny :( but it didn't matter too much.

[Bluetack Episode 1]

MORE! I need MORE!

I loved this! Its just what I like to see here at NG, a good sitcom made in flash! The only problem I can see is that there isn't a second one. I think thats a real problem...*wink winik* *nudge nudge* ....lol

Keep it up and make MORE!!!

[Linerider the Movie]

Where is the point???

Go on you tube and search Linder Rider and you will movies a lot better than this actually done in Line Rider, while this is just a crappy movie made some guy who can't be arsed to learn how to use Line Rider to make decent movies. When its done in Line Rider, it amazes me how people can make such decent stuff. Whens its done like this, it amazes me how desperate people are when they make a rip-off of a good game and worse, make it crap. You need to get your OWN material. Or learn to make proper Line Rider movies. Eitherway, just don't make a second part because this was seriously crap.

king-ben responds:

the points up your ass

[Choose your style...]

Woot! Random House!

I thought this was a very inventive movie. The music worked very well and the grqaphics were pretty damn good. I good see how smooth the animation was, so I expect you put a whole load of work into it. But my fave bit was the fact that it was totally random! I love random stuff and this is filled pure randomness! Well done on making a very inventive (and random!) movie!

Note: I liked the way you put a little cat face on the tank man. Meow!

Catjuggler responds:

Thanks a lot! You are the first person who commented on the cat bit.

[The Matrix Has You.]

AMAZING MATRIX SPOOF TOP MARKS!!! woot

That has got to be one of the BEST movies on ALL of Newgrounds (or at least, out of the movies I've seen) If anyone gives this a low mark they shall be personaly hunted down by me! (check my aura, I'm dark and that means EVIL!)

Ok, to the movie. The first one and the second one are most definatly the best! I love Metal Maveriks drawing style and his movie kept me laughing for ages! Chateu was also amzingly funny even if it was comedy based, my fave bit being the 'Soul Caliber' bit. And I also thought 'Burly Brawl was just as funny and action packed with loads of subtle jokes. Amazing, every bit of every one!

However, just to end on a bad note (:P) I have to say 'Zion Rave' was extremely poor. I wonder how he got it in to this collaboration!
BOO to Luke and come up with somthing better next time!

But anyway, the rest was amzing! Keep it up! :D

[The Matrix Still Has You]

Amazing! But not as good as the first one...

I love Matrix spoofs, so when I saw this I went mental. Its amazing! Although the first one was better, this one was still pretty damn good! The first one is probaly my fave, as it was definatly the funnyiest, especially the last line! I thought Mobil Ave was also quite funny and Joanime has done an amazing job of making Trinity actually look sexy!

Keep up the amazing work and I hope to see 'The Matrix has you for even longer' or somthing like that! :)

[asi-Vengeance]

Nice movie!

That was a great movie but there are a few things that could need changing. The blokes eyes are to green, you need to tone it down a bit. Plus I thought the music was a bit annoying. The animation and artwork vere brilliant; the movie went realy smooth. Oh and CoeCo, maybe the reason this guy doesn't do Hentiai is because hes not a sick bastard like you and the other morons, some who can't get a girlfriend.

[Thinking]

Moving...

This is a very well animated movie that quite a few teens can relate to. I think it is very insentive and the artwork is great.

[a joel vetich kitty flash]

AWFUL RIPOFF!

Thats just a badly done ripoff from that Crusher Milkshake Advert. Try harder next and don't rip other peoples work (Especially big companys! Noob)